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Kermet And Big Bird Stoned Lyrics
by Adam Sandler
Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Sensimilla and Street,
How to get to Sensimilla and Street, How to get to Sensimilla and Streeeeet.
Kermet:
Hello.., Kermet the frog here. And welcome Sensimilla Street.
I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I'm really fucked up.
Kermet:
He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird:
Sure Kermet, today's letter is.........Joint...........
Kermet:
Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter.... it is a word!
Big Bird:
Sorry kids.. todays letter is threeee.........
Kermet:
Uhhhh, Big Bird, three isn't a letter, it is a number
*chuckle*
Big Bird:
Exactly, three is the number of joints I've smoked today.
Big Bird:
Kermet.... Are you with me...
Kermet:
God I'm stoned....
Big Bird:
Me too.
Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on. Come on. *humps Big Bird*
Kermet:
Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say are ABC's Big Bird...
Big Bird:
Ok...
Kermet and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C
Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kremet.
Kermet:
Did you just uhh call me Kremet??
Big Bird:
Yes I did.
Kermet:
Kremet the frog here.
Kermet:
Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kid's.
Todays show was brought to you by a the letter ummm,
Big Bird:
bong...
Kermet
And the number,,,,,,
Big Bird:
God your messed up
Kermet:
Fuck you!!!
Kermet:
The number, Fuck you!!
*laughing*
Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids, bye
Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Sensimilla and Street,
How to get to Sensimilla and Street, How to get to Sensimilla and Streeeeet...
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