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Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas Lyrics
by Frickin' A
Schools out, Christmas break Home for the holiday’s meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas, it’s so boring Screaming kids and grandpa’s snoring
My aunt Margaret’s lost her mind She’s trippin’ on a train set, have another box of wine
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas I must be on Santa clauses shitlist The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
Uncle Richard he’s a weirdo Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
My brother’s wife is really hot She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don’t get caught
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas I must be on Santa clauses shitlist The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
We haven’t even opened our presents yet but now it’s time to start So I’ll fake a smile ‘cause its going back to Wal-Mart
It’s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas I must be on Santa clauses shitlist The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
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