Phone Call Skit Lyrics

Queen Latifah

(dial tone)

(phone dialing)

(phone ringing)

answering machine:
Thanks for calling the answering machine
After beep, please record your phone call

(beep)

(phone ringing)

girl: Hello?
guy: Hey yo, girl, what you doing?
girl: Nothing

(the guy laughs)

girl: Hello?
guy: Sorry about, i'm laughing about that
girl: For real?
guy: Yes, for real
girl: Damn, bitch, i'll be fucked
guy: What?
girl: Fuck you!

(the girl hangs up the phone hard)

guy: Hello? Hello?

answering machine:
The phone call is recorded
Thanks and goodbye

(dial tone)

guy: Hello? Hello? Fuck you, girl!

(phone hangs up)