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Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Lyrics
by Tenacious D
(Beelzeboss)
I am complete!
(Both)
F**k!
(Beelzeboss)
Yes you are f**ked, s**t out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine, and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die
(Jables)
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherf**ker
We challenge you to a rock off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
(Beelzeboss)
F**k! F**k! F**k!
The Demon Code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What is the catch?
(Jables)
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent
(Beelzeboss)
And what if I win?
(Jables)
Then you can take Kage back to hell
(Kage)
What?
(Jables)
Trust me Kage, it's the only way
(Kage)
What are you talking about?
(Jables)
To be your little b**ch
(Beelzeboss)
Fine!
Let the rock off begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
I'm the Devil, I love metal
Check this riff, it's f**king tasty
I'm the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I got I'm going to flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm going to fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
(Jables)
No!
Come on Kage, let's fight his music, with our music
(Kage)
There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
(Jables)
Listen to me
(Kage)
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
(Jables)
Goddamn it Kage!
He gonna to make you his sex slave
You're gonna to gargle mayonnaise
(Kage)
No!
(Jables)
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma jam
(Kage)
Dude, we've been through so much s**t
(Jables)
Deactivated lasers with my dick
(Both)
Now it's time to blow this f**kin town
(Jables)
Come on Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
(Kage)
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(Jables)
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
(Kage)
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Browntown
(Both)
Now we've got to blow this f**kin town
(Kage)
He's going to rape me if we do not blow doors down
(Jables)
Come on Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
(Kage)
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smack down!
(Jables)
Hey Anti-Christ-er, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce
We rock the Casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter, we hold the key
You are the Devil, we are the D
(Both)
We are the D (17x)
(Beelzeboss)
You guys are f**king lame
Come on Kage, you're coming with me
Taste my lightning, F**kers!
(Jables)
No!
(Beelzeboss)
Ow! F**k!
My f**king horn!
Oh no!
(Jables)
From where you came, you shall remain
Until you are, complete again!
(Beelzeboss)
No!
F**k you Kage and f**k you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!
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